In honor of David Johansen opening for Morrissey at the Apollo *and* Morrissey reconstituting what's left of the Dolls for the Meltdown Festival in London, I give you:
If Morrissey Had Written Songs For The New York Dolls
How Soon Is My Personality Crisis?
The Jet Boy With The Thorn In His Side
Heaven Knows I'm Looking For A Kiss
Lonely Planet Boys Make Graves
There Is Trash That Never Goes Out
Bad Girl In A Coma
Chatterbox Strikes Again
Human Beings Of The World, Unite
Last Night I Dreamed That A Vietnamese Baby Loved Me
Please, Please, Please Let Me Be Stranded In The Jungle
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ADDENDUM: Check out the Photo of The Day at Bob Gruen's site