EXHIBIT 1:
Yes. That's Chris Cornell gracing a NYC bus shelter, doing a John Varvatos ad.
EXHIBIT 2:

Bruce admiring the wave, at the House of Evil, sitting in George Steinbrenner's personal seats. Ya called off the public rehearsal shows for this?
*sigh*
EXHIBIT #1 - note the *price*:
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EXHIBIT #2 - note the scoreboard and general jubliation on the field:

Exhibit #2 also explains to a certain extent why this site has been so dormant. The truth is that I've been writing a baseball blog since April and it's taking up most of my time. It got a little popular completely unexpectedly. I'm deliberately not linking it here (or vice versa) because the anonymity has been delightful.
But, don't worry, I'll be back.